Tap a man's shoulder once and everything comes out. Lately there's one shoulder that won't shake, and it's no fun at all.

• Leung Ka-waiIf it's no fun, take your hands off, uncle. Weighing people was always my job.
  Kwok Wai-sanWeighing people was your father's job. You haven't inherited it yet.
• Ah ChangSave the grip-strength bragging for me.