When the two columns don't match, somebody disappears. I'm the one who makes them match, so I sleep fine at night.

• Leung Ka-waiFunny, for someone who sleeps so well, why was the third-floor light on at two in the morning?
  Ho Kit-cheung...It's because of the two columns.
• Kwok Wai-sanLedgers get burned. Not photographed.
• Cho Bao-lanIf you knew what that one slip of paper was worth, you wouldn't have posted the photo.