Told him to call if something broke, and he actually called. It was the remote's batteries.

• HaruI had no idea something that small could hold that much power.
  The Young Man Next DoorHow do you not know that
  HaruEverything these days is just so small.
• The Night-Shift ClerkHe bought two packs of batteries that same dawn.
  The Young Man Next DoorWhy two packs...