Told him to call me if anything broke, and he actually did. It was the remote's batteries.

• HaruI didn't know something that small could hold that much power.
  The Young Man Next DoorWait, how do you not know that
  HaruEverything these days is just so small.
• The Night-Shift ClerkHe bought two packs of batteries that same dawn.
  The Young Man Next DoorWhy two packs...