Went over to lend the pole and came back hauling twenty persimmons. In this alley, whatever you lend out comes back heavier.

• The Convenience Store Night ClerkJust one.
  The Young Man Next DoorAlready peeled and hung them all on the balcony. Come back in December.
• The Rice Cake Shop GrannyThey only sweeten with the wind blowing through. Don't shut the window.