It's a dead relay, but it leaks a little power every week. Before I plug the leak, I think about how to sell it.

• Old Granny AnThat satellite's parts have doubled in price lately. Someone keeps tinkering with it.
  Cher BeluoisHow much for the name behind that tinkering hand?
• Ma DohyunFrequency outside the seal is a violation. I'm putting it on record.
  Cher BeluoisIf you put it on record, I'll turn it into a trailer.