Bought this key from the back corner of a pawnshop. There are teeth marks in the brass, and no human mouth leaves marks like that.

• Akagi JinMr. Horie, isn't that stolen property? Tell me where it came from, first.
  Horie TatsuoOfficer, asking a reporter for his source is bad manners.
• KohakuJudging by the angle, that's a right canine. Master always bites from the left.
  Horie TatsuoAm I allowed to ask how you know that?