Got three separate tips about a will-o'-the-wisp on the mountain. Brought my camera and everything, so why won't my hand stop shaking?

• KohakuReporter, that's not fire, it's a lantern. Probably.
  Horie TatsuoProbably? That makes it an even better story!
• Shiranui AzusaGo up and you won't come back down. If your deadline's tight, write your own obituary first.
  Horie TatsuoMs. Shiranui, I'm not laughing, that's actually terrifying.