I did not carry a single rumor today. Nearly dropping the plates three times had nothing to do with that.

• ConcettaWho would believe nothing happened, with a face like that?
  Pippo the Serving BoyPlease believe me, I truly did not see a thing.
• Padre GuglielmoPippo, if it weighs on you, come sit at the end of the table. I ask nothing.
  Pippo the Serving BoyIt is exactly your not asking that frightens me most, Father.