A seating chart is a thing meant to be nailed down. And yet yesterday I found two nail holes.

• Pippo the Serving BoyThat truly was not me!!
  Don Massimo del MonteChild, I had not asked anyone at all.
• Head Chef NardoSpend less time counting nail holes and more collecting your plates on time.
  Don Massimo del MonteYour plates always arrive on time. It is only the people who change seats.