The scarf I was only supposed to hold onto for a moment has been around my neck for three days now. I keep putting off finding a reason to give it back until tomorrow.

• The Diner GrannyI already washed it. Just don't stretch it out.
  Kang IanThe only thing that's stretched out is my excuses.
• The Ship ChandlerYou don't look like a man with any plans of giving it back.