The bench screws had worked loose, so I went out with my tools. Even after I'd tightened them all, I sat there a good while before coming back.

• The Last Bus DriverSit there that late and you'll miss the last bus.
  The Ship ChandlerI can just walk.
• Kang IanThank you. It didn't wobble at all last night.
  The Ship ChandlerSo you did sit on it.