The lid of the decoction pot sits askew at the same angle every morning. Perhaps only an old man's eyes would notice.

• NowemIt seems books aren't the only things that fold at the same spot.
  ZebainIf the Archivist puts it that way, I'll pretend I never heard it.
• PimkeHead Steward, you didn't open the honey jar today either, did you?
  ZebainThere's someone else who does the opening.