The last spot has held nothing but an empty frame for a hundred years. And for a hundred years, my nephew has slowed his steps in front of it.

• GrahamEvery time I make a house call, that hallway feels the longest of all.
  ViolenLong, to a human. To us it's short, and that's the problem.
• AlbernGreat-aunt, photographs of the gallery are a bit of a problem.
  AlbernI said it's a problem, and getting no answer means you're already planning next season's visit.