Folks in the village keep asking if I'm not scared of the lord of the night. Truth is I'm more scared of the oven tax. Bringing bread every morning to the scarier one, that's just business.

• GrahamBy that logic, do be a little afraid of my house-call fees too.
  MartaWeren't you taking your fees in bread, doctor?
• AlbernThis is the first I'm hearing I only rank second scariest.
  MartaThird, actually. Second is our own oven door.