The village calls me a man of nerve, but it's just a house I've made calls to for thirty years. The garlic syrup in my bag has nothing to do with that.

• PaulineDoctor, does that stuff actually work?
  GrahamIt's good for coughs. Any other use, I couldn't say.
• AlbernDoctor, I can smell that syrup from the front door.
  GrahamWhich is exactly why I haven't taken it out yet, my lord.