I actually laughed today. It always puts me in a good mood, seeing something expensive land in hands that don't know its worth.

• NirmalaYour Highness, I'll record it in the file as 'a favor.'
  ViratWrite it that way. The bill can come later.
• KetanThe one who's laughing always names the steepest price for a bow.
  ViratMaster Bowyer. What was the price of that bowstring?