Today's count is four. This isn't a smile. It's just me trying not to be wrong.

• ViratCharioteer. In my experience, whoever counts most exactly is usually the one who can least afford a miscount.
  UrviI don't set the price.
  ViratI set the price. That's why I asked.
• PandarMake that face at a horse trying to drink and it won't drink, I tell you.