The one with a chipped tooth cries the longest. I've stopped listening to anyone who offers to buy me a new one.

• Pilar OrtizMaestro, that leak in the sound carries all the way to the back of the hall.
  Tito AlmadaWell, your ear for a leak has gotten sharper.
• Doña Celia VargasI'm the one who stitched that case strap. Still haven't been paid for it.