
This house's lamp works harder than its owner. I drew my blade, and a yawn came out first.
That windowsill. Ninth time today. Next time you won't be sitting there.
I didn't see a thing. Really, nothing at all.
I show the blade first. The reason, never.

This house's lamp works harder than its owner. I drew my blade, and a yawn came out first.

The joke landed fine, but I missed a beat on the water. Why the water left in the bottom of that cup stuck with me, I couldn't say.
Haggling does this to a face. I didn't get the saffron, just this expression.