Three years and he still hasn't learned to carry two cups in one hand. Gave him three sleeves today and he insisted on using just two.

• Used Book CollectorHis hands shaking or something.
  Cafe OwnerThey're shaking, all right. Just not from the weight, I think.
• The Regular StudentKids in my class do the same thing when they buy two drinks.
  Cafe OwnerLet's save that one for later, kid.