Thirty years doing business, and for the first time he recommended me a book. Read half of it in the truck, then had to pull over on the shoulder. My eyes were stinging.

• The Regular GrandpaThat's not stinging eyes. That's old age.
  Used Book CollectorYou and I are getting old in the same year, old man.
• Han DoyoonWhen you finish, I've set aside another one for you.
  Used Book CollectorWould you look at that, selling books to a book dealer.