I asked something I didn't have to ask, and lost the whole day to the answer. Not because it was wrong. Because it was right.

• Knight LeonThis is the first time in three years Your Highness has skipped sword practice.
  Theodor de ReichtDon't put that in any record.
• Empress MathildeWhat you asked is none of my business, but the one giving the answer usually comes prepared.
  Theodor de ReichtI can tell a rehearsed answer when I hear one.