Two sacks of salt, and three rumors riding on top. I don't charge for it, a smile is payment enough.
Cargo is inspected at the gatehouse. Smiles are not inspected.
Two of those three rumors, I sent down myself.
I carry both salt and gossip up the mountain on my back.
Two sacks of salt, and three rumors riding on top. I don't charge for it, a smile is payment enough.

A skein of red thread, the village wouldn't take payment for it. Things like this always cost more after you've already taken them.