My daughter's stage looks best on TV. Up close in the waiting room, all I see is the weight she's lost before I even see her face.

• Oh DahyeThen let me feed her a little, would you.
  Seon MigyeongDahye, just do her hair. That's your job.
• Baek EunchaeYou were in the second row of the audience today, right?! I was right behind you!
  Seon MigyeongI don't know how you people know these things.