Three men smiled at me today, and not one of them named a repayment date. I watch the smiling ones longer.

• KeremOne of them was me, I take it.
  Zeynep HatunYou didn't even smile, Captain. That was worse.
• Idris HocaHah, Hatun. Are you pricing even my ink with those eyes?
  Zeynep HatunYour account is already settled, Hoca. Down to the last page.